Bill Maher Quotes

I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.

No one knew I was gay growing up but I was bullied. I was a cheerleader, fairly popular and considered straight.

There's nothing wrong with being gay, but I'm not.

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

I was homophobic because I obviously didn't know that I was gay.

I was in the closet up until I moved to the U.S. But I was always one of those kids who couldn't really hide being gay. Some queer kids are just more straight-passing than others. I was not one of those kids.

I just, I was in such denial within myself for the longest time, just because of the place I grew up in. Like, it wasn't common. I didn't know anybody that was gay. I think I had one gay friend in high school and she never even, like, came out. It was just, like, we all just knew.

I think I was more just not comfortable with saying it. I was also in denial. I was like, 'I'm not gay, am I?' Cause I think, also the fact that I didn't fit the stereotypical mold of what a lesbian is supposed to be or act, I was just this girl that nobody would have expected.

I'm not homophobic at all and I have a lot of gay friends.

In the end, I had to call myself a faggot, which really annoyed me, because 1. I don't think that word should ever be used by anyone, let alone me, and 2. As it happens, I am not gay, and furthermore, 3. Chuck Parson made it out like calling yourself a faggot was the ultimate humiliation, even though there's nothing at all embarrassing about being gay.

Your working assumption, when you meet a homophobe, should be that they are gay.

Shouldn't homophobic politicians and anti-gay bullies be presumed to be gay until they get caught up in a straight sex scandal?

At least 260 species of animal have been noted exhibiting homosexual behavior but only one species of animal ever, so far as we know, has exhibited homophobic behavior - and that's the human being.

Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.

A Pakistan businessman is claiming that John Walker Lindh is gay and that he was his lover. Say what you will about Lindh, but when this guy goes to play for the other team - he goes all the way ... So Lindh may be both a terrorist and a gay man. That may be John Ashcroft's worst nightmare.

I always wonder why Republicans hate gay marriage, because they certainly don't hate gay prostitutes.

Baby carrots are making me gay.

I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes.

I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

I am not gay. I never have been gay.

If I was gay, I would be the best gay of all history.

The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay.

I used to look at gay men and think, 'I'm not like that, I don't want to be like that, that's not me.'

I'm gay. It's pretty unfortunate.

This is the Homosexuality Is An Abomination Club, right?