Henry Rollins Quotes

When I was a kid, I think I wanted to be Arnold Schwarzenegger.

My heroes were people like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

There's no one in the world close to Arnold Schwarzenegger. He is a phenomenon. He's brilliant.

I could care less about being an action actor like Stallone or Schwarzenegger.

Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.

Gene Wilder is so funny.

I'm an idol of cinema? Oh, wow.

My whole career has been an Ann Coulter roast.

Arnold was on the 'Today' show today, he was a little light on specifics. He said he could solve California's $38 billion budget deficit, without cutting spending or raising taxes because there was a third way. What is it? Let's just say it involves a robot going back in time to convince Gray Davis to go into dentistry.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is now governor of California. He is a very shrewd man - he already has all of his sex scandals behind him.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has come out against gay marriage. He said marriage is a sacred union between a groupie and any number of body builders.

Many of the American cartoonists that want to have a job and go so much for the total right without thinking, sometimes they get a slap on the face when their politician lets them down. So it goes on and on. The thing is staying in the middle and not getting committed, trying to get the best of both and do that with a sense of humor.

First Lady Michelle Obama has posted an exercise video of her beating up a punching bag. But don't worry, Vice President Biden is going to be OK.

The Sacramento Bee is reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger is not going to run for governor. You know what would be better? Arnold should do what he does in the Terminator movies. He should go back in time and prevent Gray Davis from ever being born. That way you wouldn't have the problem.

I kid the Republicans, with love. I feel bad for them. They got nobody for next time. Who are they gonna run? Sarah Palin, reading off her hand. Did you see that? You saw this? She wrote "tax cuts" on her hand. A Republican so stupid she has to be reminded of the one thing - Tax cuts! This is like if you saw the coyote's paw and it said "Road Runner".

Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States and radio broadcaster for the Chicago Cubs.

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.

Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.

For my birthday, buy me a politician!

Dean's wife, Judith Steinberg, made a rare appearance with Dean. She's a doctor, so I guess they brought her in to stop the hemorrhaging.

John McCain said that Sarah Palin is still a force in the Republican Party. Then he got in his car and backed over his mailbox.

I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

I got 99 Problems but Mitt ain't one.

As a comedian, I think we all look for those areas where the truth diverts from what people are saying. That's why politics is such a rich area for us, because politicians make promises, and they don't keep them, and when we point out the difference, we get the laugh.