Tom Bergeron Quotes

Even if everything its detractors say about Fox were true, the most liberal of liberal attitudes would be that one would get credit for being in the lion's den.

I watched Bill O'Reilly for years.

The topic of Sarah Palin has been open season to the media, entertainment industry, and club comics alike.

John Stamos is a good acquaintance of mine.

I love The Rock. I never want him to be president.

I never really thought of myself as a TV critic. I was presenting TV before I was writing about it.

I do a lot on TV.

I promise that if there was no Hillary Clinton, there would still be a 'Commander in Chief' - I want to have a hit show that people enjoy, and really, that's it.

'The Big Narstie Show' is, basically, Channel 4 gave me a good amount of dough to be myself.

It was a no-brainer for me to go on 'Mind of Mencia,' I think. And actually, it was a lot of fun. It was a really good time.

My stand-up is clean; it's not too edgy. I've played it safe since the beginning.

It's a controversial segment, 'Watters World.' There's controversy around it.

Chris Hardwick is a good man.

I really enjoy working as a pundit.

They don't make people like Gore Vidal and William F. Buckley anymore.

I love Simon Cowell, he's a dear friend.

That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.

This is a dream come true. HBO is the highest echelon in the world for a stand-up comedian to attain. Throughout my career I've trusted my instincts to lead me down the right path, and I am honored to work together with this network while contributing to the legacy that is HBO.

I haven't spoken to Oprah herself. She had so much going on, since her network show was wrapping up at the time we were shooting. I can't fault her for that.

I have no interest in Trump TV. I hear it all over the place.

I don't watch TV but occasionally I'll read the Washington Post. I will say that sports are the only "real thing" on television.

[The Weather Channel] is the most watched cable channel in America. I'll repeat that. It is the most watched cable channel in America. They were worried about the terrorists immobilizing us, and a portion of our countrymen watch weather. 'Kay, you don't get any more immobile than that... unless you're in a goddamn coma. That means you're saying, "I'd go to the window, but it's too far." If you want to know what the weather is you go to a window and stick your hand out and if you want to know what the temperature is you drive by a bank.

I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think.

Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him.

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.