Megan Amram Quotes

I don't think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the 'Comedy Central Roasts' for a while, and I always wrote the jokes that people assumed the men would write.

Well, speaking as a feminist, I'm glad that women can lead--uh, groups of unspeakable magical evil." "Yes," Alan said gravely. "It'd be shoking if the evil magicians were sexist. For one thing, that would mean they were stupid, and having stupid enemies would be a terrible blow to my manly pride.

How does it feel to be a woman minister? I don't know; I've never been a man minister.

Male, A member of the unconsidered or negligible gender. The male of the human race is commonly known to the female as Mere Man. The Genus has two varieties: good providers and bad providers.

I trained at The Groundlings and was surrounded by some very funny women and also some very unfunny men. I didn't feel a sense of things being different because I was a girl.

There is still a funny notion that women should not write violent fiction.

Whatever evil a man may think of women, there is no woman but thinks more.

I happen to have worked with male directors who don't understand women at all. Not at all. I'm flabbergasted by their ignorance.

If you're funny as a woman, people think it might be because someone else helped you.

There are a lot of funny women in my life. I never understand those movies where there's eight funny guys and two women who don't have any opinion or humour.

As far as my memory being reliable, at the risk of sounding like some sort of gorgeous two-headed monster with the voices of Dave Barry and Erma Bombeck, I do think that women, like elephants, remember everything and love peanuts.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I still meet old-school scientists who are like, 'Oh honey, women aren't good at science.' You kind of dismiss them as insane.

It's a sad day when a woman being funny and interested in science is considered newsworthy.

There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity.

A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny.

Make no mistake: I love women. I'm married to one, I was birthed by one, and I played one in my high school production of 'Romeo and Juliet.' No one else could fit into the bodice.

Very few women are creative. I would not send a daughter of mine to study physics.

Feminists have no sense of humor, but clearly God did in creating feminists

Women cannot complain about men until they start gettting better taste in them.

Women who can, do. Those who can't become feminists.

When I first started doing press interviews, the big question was, 'Do you think women are funny?' People would ask you that in an interview. In an interview! It's like, of course they are.

A man can add to his sexuality by being funny, whereas a woman can diminish hers. I don't know why that's the case: it's completely unfair.

I always laugh when I read about sexism cases in the newspaper.

I love math and science, and also, my mom is a doctor. I grew up not even having an awareness that women were not supposed to be good at science.