Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on, and humor.

Some people think it is difficult to be a Christian and to laugh, but I think it's the other way around. God writes a lot of comedy, its just that he has so many bad actors.

I believe in God. It's a big part of my life. You can bring it up and talk about it without being 'Christian Rocker.'

All the religions are super funny to me.

Judaism is my life. Everything I do is through the lens of Torah.

Faith is not a thing which one 'loses', we merely cease to shape our lives by it.

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality.

In real life I'm a tall, blond Christian.

Humor is a part of spirituality.

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.

I like being a Baha'i who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh is one of mine.

My faith is my life. It defines me. My faith doesn’t influence my decisions; it drives them.

I am a Christian guy. I've struggled with that; I have struggled with everything.

I've just never been a person that was political or religiously savvy. Except for the fact that I was born Jewish. That gives me 10 circumcision jokes.

There's nothing funnier than religion. Try explaining it to a kid. I had it all wrong when I was a kid.

I never thought of myself as a writer about religion until a religion came after me.

Jesus must have had a sense of humor. I like to think of Him as a guy who got people to listen to Him by leaving them laughing and chuckling with one another.

I started doing comedy in a church.

When I came to faith, I thought I would have to stop being an actor, because it's all about artifice and manipulation. But we're living in a world where God doesn't really have an influence, unless it's fundamentalists, so I'll always be an outsider because of my faith. And when you think about it, faith and acting are all about stories, so the two are not mutually exclusive.

Live your life like you're exactly who Jesus thinks you are.

Some of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act.

I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last census, I put my religion down as Jedi Knight.

... in Northern Ireland, if you don't have basic Christianity, rather than merely religion, all you get out of the experience of living is bitterness.

Everything is more or less organized matter. To think so is against religion, but I think so just the same.

I think that religion is an integral part of human needs, but the question also is how you understand religion.