Bob Saget Quotes

All the religions are super funny to me.

I'm the only one in my family - I'm a practicing Jew - who has attached themselves to religion in a more traditional way.

I don't believe in God. I do believe in Judaism. I believe in ethics, morals.

The Jewish part of me is superstitious.

I enjoy being Jewish, but I'm an atheist... I hate fundamentalism in all its forms. Jews, Catholics, Baptists, I think they are all potty and capable of destroying the world.

There's nothing funnier than religion. Try explaining it to a kid. I had it all wrong when I was a kid.

Every major question in history is a religious question. It has more effect in molding life than nationalism or a common language.

You can't write about the past and ignore religion. It was such a fundamental, mind-shaping, driving force for pre-modern societies. I'm very interested in what religion does to us - its capacity to create love and empathy or hatred and violence.

Religion and culture are two important ways in which we as humans find our identity. That's certainly true for me.

I'm a fifth generation Jew from the South, and I would say that I felt this connection to my religion, but it wasn't a spiritual connection.

Not only are Christians writing about Jesus, but also Communists, Jews, atheists and agnostics are taking up their pens to paint a portrait of Jesus.

The older I get, the more I realize that religion is not going to be easily marginalized by one of its wannabe successors - science, capitalism, consumerism.

I'm not a very religious man, but I'm proud to be a Jew.

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

God save us from religion.

I always say I'm Catholic - but a cultural Catholic. I wouldn't say I'm a spiritual person, although I pray every day.

I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.

I'm certainly not a practicing Jew. I would never claim, 'I'm Jewish.' That's not the first and foremost thing in my mind, as far as who I am as a person.

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

Religious humor is not really my area, so I probably wouldn't do anything about that, or politics or something.

Religions are, for the most part, bad. But religion is not.

My Judaism has always been a great pride with me.

For me, religion is a political construct, and spirituality is a community construct, and there's a real difference.

Whatever religion or wisdom, spirituality and values are important to me and to the business.

I'm Jewish, not Catholic, but I'm a spiritual person.