Dolph Lundgren Quotes

You know, kicking people's butts with round-edged boots is good, but with pointy shoes, it's even better.

You can't just think up a move in your head and go, 'Okay, I'll just pick somebody up, and I'm just going to throw them backwards into the post.' You have to think, 'Would you want someone to do the same thing to you?'

Don’t you have something to do? (Sin) If not for the fact it would result in your breaking every bone in my body and making me cry for Mommy, I’d be calling some cops. As it stands, I think my neck is best served by trying to talk sense into you. (Kish)

I have come to think of violence as a self-perpetuating mania of the power of the aggressive over those less strong.

I do believe that where there is a choice between cowardice and non-violence I would advise violence. Thus when my eldest son asked me what he should have done, had he been present when I was almost fatally assaulted in 1908, whether he should have run away and seen me killed or whether he should have used his physical force which he could and wanted to use, and defended me, I told him that it was his duty to defend me even by using violence.

This one’s easy to use. The pointy end goes into their body. (Liza)

If someone burgles your house, and you knock them out, are you gonna apologize for knocking them out? No you're not, you're gonna stomp on their head, just like any other normal person would.

I don't advocate violence; but if a man steps on my toes, I'll step on his.

Sticks and stones may break bones, but the Gat will kill you quicker.

If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.

If you must use your hands, use them with all the strength you possess... If you choose to strike, by all means strike hard.

When somebody is determined to whup your ass, without regard to any concern for what is fair, you must recognize that the only alternative is to whup his ass by whatever means or methods are available.

I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.

How many of y'all wondered, like I did, during the LA riots when those people were being pulled out of their trucks and beaten half to death - step on the f***ing gas, man! They're on foot, you're in a truck - I think I see a way out of this.

Anyone who willfully and maliciously attacks another without sufficient cause jeopardize the lives of others.

I was thinking that if I hit his nuts, maybe he would serve like a woman.

I forgot how it feel like to have the top of my foot hurt so bad from kicking people on the face.

The weak and the defenseless in this world invite aggression from others. The best way we can serve peace is by removing the temptation from the path of those who think we are weak and, for that reason, they can bully or attack us. That temptation can only be removed if we make ourselves so strong that nobody dare entertain any aggressive designs against us. Pakistan has come to stay and no power on earth can destroy it

I've always had an irrational fear - it's really not an irrational fear, I think - whenever I've been standing at a urinal at a bar, or Giants Stadium or Yankee Stadium. You've got a bunch of drunks behind you, often in a hostile, adrenalized environment like a football game. What's to prevent the guy behind me from slamming my head into the porcelain wall in front of me?

I will hit a man with glasses.

I can remember a couple of real fights when I ran. Because they were kinda dangerous.

Never," he spat out, "kick a man who is pointing a gun at you.

If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him.

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.

Violence stinks no matter which side of it you're on. But now and then there's nothing left to do but hit the other person over the head with a frying pan.