Gail Carriger Quotes

You know, kicking people's butts with round-edged boots is good, but with pointy shoes, it's even better.

If you can hit a guy once, you can hit him twice.

When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it.

I was physically abused and I retaliated.

He hit me 18 times while I was in the act of falling.

Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard.

Kick him in the balls!

I've had a lot of things thrown at me. A lot of coins that had been sharpened, billiard balls, and I had a dart thrown at my back at Burnley. And potatoes with razor blades.

I don't want to get punched all my life.

Punch a man on the nose, kick an old man downstairs, shoot somebody or any old thing like that, that’s my job. But argue with women in love—no thank you!

Smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross.

Hold on tight, Sam." He puts me in a choke hold. "Ahhh," I gasp. "Not that tight.

I ought to come up there and break your shuck nose.

He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime.

If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.

She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get them out.

I will hit a man with glasses.

Beat him, eat him and get out.

If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him.

I don't think anybody should ever touch anybody in anger, ever.

The problem to me is violence. It's not cool to kill somebody or hurt people.

When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love.