Larry McMurtry Quotes

Punch a man on the nose, kick an old man downstairs, shoot somebody or any old thing like that, that’s my job. But argue with women in love—no thank you!

I haven't physically attacked anyone in a couple of years.

I love to hit people. I love to.

I have been hitting people and hurting them since I was 16 years old.

He stepped forward and punched Dorian in the face, hard enough that I heard a thwack. "Ow," moaned Dorian, wincing from the pain. "My greatest asset.

Smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross.

I live for the moment to hit people.

I ought to come up there and break your shuck nose.

I'm gonna have to start walking down the street and start hitting people in the head!

You should hit him in the face with frying pans more often," Said Rhys "he seems to like it

Niko caught my hand and slapped it lightly down on the bar. “Pistol whipping elderly women isn’t precisely our mission statement, Cal.” I hadn’t been going to pistol-whip her. Yell at her a little more, then pick her up and toss her out into the street. Some risk of a broken hip there, but that wasn’t pistol-whipping… unless she tried to come back in.

If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him.

If your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum you’ve strangled someone in a bar fight.

I don't think anybody should ever touch anybody in anger, ever.

You know, kicking people's butts with round-edged boots is good, but with pointy shoes, it's even better.

When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it.

I've never hit anybody who hasn't clocked me two or three times.

I was hoping he would get up so I could hit him again and keep him down.

You don't hurt 'em if you don't hit 'em.

I ended up injuring her with a knife I had on me. I can't really remember what happened.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

Deliberate violence is more to be quenched than a fire.

I’ll whip his ass!

I've had a lot of things thrown at me. A lot of coins that had been sharpened, billiard balls, and I had a dart thrown at my back at Burnley. And potatoes with razor blades.