Jim Butcher Quotes

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

She put her hands around the neck of our production manager, and you know, started to choke him.

I'll beat you up right now if you want me to.

Next time you want to hit me hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar!

I was hoping he would get up so I could hit him again and keep him down.

You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

I see this fella built like a barn door... and there's all these fox hunters, who didn't like me, screaming and shouting and as I walked past him I looked at him and he hit me with something.

I love to hit people. I love to.

This is a guy that tried to kill my dad at one time.

I’ll whip his ass!

Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no matter how you look at it, is aggressive.

I don't like hitting people in the face.

...If you do not take it up with you in some way, I shall be under the necessity of breaking your head with this shovel

Violence arises not out of superfluity of power but out of powerlessness.

I don't care if you got knocked up. I can still rip your throat out

What do you do with all this bank, Josie? Be a lot easier if you just lifted your skirt.” “The only reason I’d lift my skirt is to pull out my pistol and plug you in the head.

Generally speaking, violence always arises out of impotence. It is the hope of those who have no power.

If I ever bore you, it'll be with a knife.

Don’t you have something to do? (Sin) If not for the fact it would result in your breaking every bone in my body and making me cry for Mommy, I’d be calling some cops. As it stands, I think my neck is best served by trying to talk sense into you. (Kish)

When a man holds you round the throat, I don't think he has come to apologise.

Violence is a symptom of impotence.

First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you.

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.