Salvador Dali Quotes

That's an old saying I just made up.

It's funny because it's funny.

An epigram is but a feeble thing - With straw in tail, stuck there by way of sting.

I could talk all day, T stands for talking, T stands for tender, T stands for things that don't even rhyme with T.

Every witticism is an inexact thought; that which is perfectly true is imperfectly witty.

Gentlemen, include me out.

Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things.

What's cooler than bein' cool?

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

I dont like quotes. You can quote me on that.

I always advise people never to give advice.

he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

I can read minds, but I'm illiterate.

I immediately went out and bought a book on anger management. And now I have that book, and I don't know if I'll get to the book. But I'm certainly excited about the day where I can't find the book, and I get to say, 'Where the hell is my anger management book?!'

I am alive and well and unconcerned about the rumors of my death. But if I were dead, I would be the last to know.

Ack!" I said. Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.

If you are anything like me --- Clever, fond of goat cheese, and devilishly handsome --- then you have undoubtedly read many books.

What would we do without irony? Check out your own daily reliance on it, the foul-weather friend who's there for you when nothing else is.

The trouble with talking about irony is, it's such a slippery thing that the second you start talking about it, you're a better example of it than you are an analyst.

I was born modest; not all over, but in spots.

Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.

He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

Nothing sinister. Just getting exercise. Although some might consider that sinister.

I never thought of that before! It's my opinion that you never think at all.

I put a What Would Jesus Do bracelet on my Jewish friend's wrist and it burned his skin. He threw it on the ground, it turned into a serpent, we both started laughing. We left it there, we hate snakes. We think they're slimy, even though we know they're not.