Nikki Glaser Quotes

There are certainly a billion, ker-trillion girls out there more attractive than I am.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

I have not taken my good looks seriously from the beginning. When I would be teased by my friends about my looks, I would just make a self-deprecating remark and let it pass.

Well, I'm clearly not ugly.

I couldn't work my way into being a good-looking guy.

In my big group of girlfriends at home, I am definitely not the best looking. I did not grow up feeling like I was particularly attractive.

I never thought I was cute, ever.

I hope there is nothing about me that people have a big problem with. You know, I like to think of myself as lovable.

No, I'm not good looking.

This isn't the most handsome face in the world, and there are a lot of younger guys out there, but I keep hanging in there.

I'm certainly not a supermodel.

I'm not cute.

Mirabelle is not affected by a man’s failures to approach her, as her own self-depreciating attitude never allows the idea that he would in the first place.

I am not handsome or sexy. Of course, it's not like I am hopeless.

I'm in trouble because I'm normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don't like themselves and I happen to be totally in love with myself.

I'm not a great beauty. That's not me.

A critic once described me as an 'amiable beanpole.' I got it printed on a T-shirt.

As a kid I had buck teeth and braces and acne. I hated what I saw. I'm still not comfortable, but that's why I change and adapt the way I look.

My eyes are too small, and they're too close together, and I have a pointy nose. But who cares? Who cares?!

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.

I grew up with low self-esteem. I didn't think I was very pretty. I had glasses, red hair and was generally quite a spod.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

I was never an ambitious girl, or even a self-confident one. I never went in for beauty pageants or wore a stitch of make-up until I went to Los Angeles.

I've spent my whole life being told I have a face like a horse. You are just what you are, aren't you?

I've never considered myself to be beautiful, and I still don't.