Emo Philips Quotes


I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.


Citations

Philips, Emo. E=mc². Epic Records, 1985.

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Emo Philips
Emo Philips
  • Born: February 7, 1956
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Actor, Stand-up Comedian, Producer, Writer

Emo Philips is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer and producer. His stand-up comedy persona makes use of paraprosdokians spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice. The confused, childlike delivery of his material produces the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the "wisdom of children" or the idiot savant.