George Best Quotes

I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

When I was 20, I was drinking. When I was 30, I was drinking more, and at 40, way too much.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

We knew the old liar drank a lot, but now we know just how much: 'He begins the morning with a sherry, then has a bottle of Burgundy with lunch. He often has a glass of port after lunch, but always one after dinner. There is whiskey in the afternoon and Champagne with dinner. Then some more port, and a glass of Cognac. As the night goes on, a whiskey and soda...'

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged.

I have had 50 drinks in one go!

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.

when I spoke of having a drink, it was a euphemism for having a whole flock of them.

I drank my liver out.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

Two drinks a day. Two drinks a day. TWO DRINKS A DAY! It doesn't work! Not when you want eleven, and not when you start shopping for wine glasses in the vase department at Bloomingdales.

I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything for me.

I lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me.

All the damnable degrees Of drinking have you staggered through.

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach... Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.