Marlon Wayans Quotes

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

A very beautiful young woman once asked me to sign her breasts. That was back when I was a hip young thing - it's been all downhill since then.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

I absorb the science section of 'The New York Times.' You know, I have a degree: I'm an A.A.D. Almost a Doctor.

You don't say, I'm going to be a writer when I grow up - at least I didn't.

I was a very, very serious child... I was valedictorian of my kindergarten and eighth-grade class.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

If someone thinks I'm posh, it just shows how lowly they are. Some people think I went to Eton. I'm far too stupid to get into Eton.

My character, Taylor McKessie, is a little bit brighter in the math and science department than I am... okay, a lot.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

It wasn't my finest hour. It wasn't even my finest hour and a half.

I was Sweater Queen at Bowling Green State University. Oh, that's a laugh, isn't it?

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

I've told everyone that I grew old on 'Hee Haw,' but I could've grown old without it.

I used to be smart.

I frequently meet ex-pupils who seem to think I didn't totally ruin their educations, so that's something.

I was neeeever a cool kid.

I always told people Alabama was the smartest state because it has four As and a B.

Growing up as a kid, in elementary and middle school, I was always getting in trouble. Always getting suspended. I got suspended for 90 days for fighting beginning my freshman year, so I missed Homecoming, and that's when I turned the page. I went on honor roll and had good grades after that. It was the changing point.

I know I'm not smarter than a 10-year-old.

Stupidity is not my strong suit.

I happen to hold a bachelor of science degree in geology... And my greatest contribution to the field of science is that I never entered it.

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.