Kevin Hart Quotes

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.

I was a class clown; the nuns didn't like that.

When I was in school I used to prank my teachers all the time. But I was really, really nice. I love to make people laugh. And even in those pranks, the teachers would laugh most of the time.

Making my class laugh and getting in trouble. I was the class clown.

Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous something going.

Looking back, I was a very good kid, very studious and all. But I would always come out with a quip - and I was sent to the principal's office several times.

My mom was my English teacher in high school. So to be able to bend the rules and be the class clown and get to take on my religion, my mom, and my town all at the same time was glorious. I think the desire to be funny was a mixture of wanting to be liked but also wanting to throw your elbows a bit. If you're cracking a joke in school, it's sort of anti-authority, but it's in the nicest, "Please like me!" way.

He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.

I've always been a jokester. The things I got in trouble for, when I was little, was always about making a joke or setting up a prank or being silly when I should be paying attention.

One time, my mom told us, 'No TV.' It was 3 P.M., and I was sneaking it in. She put her hand on the back of the TV to see if it was warm, and it was. So she pulled the cord out of the wall, opened the second-floor window, and just threw it out the window.

I can't help teasing people. That's the way that I am, and I hope that nobody takes it too personally.

My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me.

I like a girl who does not take me seriously, you know? It's important to be able to laugh at each other.

Since the very beginning, Emeril's had a sense of humor about me calling him names and poking fun at him.

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'

I never really was much of a practical jokester or anything.

Honestly, I was a good kid but I figured out pretty early that I had a gift for making people laugh. I wanted to entertain and when that happens you tend to get yourself in trouble in class.

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.

I remember, as a child, loving it when my mom laughed, but I was definitely not a class clown.

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

I was always the class clown and got kicked out of class at least once a day for just being a goofball. Not suspended or anything, just sit outside and look at the tree on the bench. I got benched a lot. You keep one foot on the bench and try to get as far away as possible.

I was a class clown. At 12, I was definitely clowning. I was making all the jokes. But I was smart, so the teachers didn't know what to do with me.

I didn't think the teachers had the right to tell me what to do. I would just disobey, talk in the classroom, get very bad grades.

I was the troublemaker, always being funny - that's just who I am.

I use humor as a way to digest anything.