Kathy Griffin Quotes

I used to save all my rejection slips because I told myself, one day I'm going to autograph these and auction them. And then I lost the box.

I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back in the day. Now I'm just an idiot.

I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose around the room and tries to joke around with guys before the game, keeping things funny.

Liverpool is a club with a big, big, big history, and all the clubs in the world have a big history if the present is not too successful. If you have never had success, then nobody knows how it is, but in Liverpool, everybody knows how it was.

I always laugh at Americans and their football.

I went away with Scotland because I was trying to get some game-time somewhere but it just wasn't working out with Scotland, the results weren't happening.

When we were growing up, we supported Liverpool.

I remember when I was a kid I thought I could either be an athletic water drinker, like an Olympic-level water drinker, or I could invent Windex. Which I thought was really smart, because it already existed.

Me and a lot of my team-mates still think and speak about the World Cup in 1994, when Sweden finished third.

When I was young, I always saw Brazil winning games on television with fantastic players and a fantastic team.

I've missed a lot of football.

I always want to play and even more so against Sevilla because of all that it means to me.

Yes, I would have loved to win it, but I have great memories from World Cups. The 2007 tournament - my first - was very special.

I have always given everything to the clubs I have represented and I represent. But I cannot lie to you: the club of my heart is still Real Zaragoza, who I have supported as a child and where I started my career.

I was a Liverpool fan as a kid.

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game HE was watching was better.

I would love him to save me a place in his team, George Best that is, not God.

When your team loses, everybody gets deflated. And it's hard, and it's challenging.

Forest have now lost six matches without winning.

A winning team feels good and keeps winning. A team that hasn't won in a while gets demotivated and keeps losing.

The things that go wrong often make the best memories.

I used comedy as a way to combat my dyslexia. I was barely getting by scholastically, so I used a lot of humor.

I failed angst in high school. They let me graduate anyway.

,000 people in Hampden Park. Of course they're all Scottish. Because no one else goes there. The English have an unwritten rule: they only go to places they might get back from.