Paul Kaye Quotes

I am terribly clumsy, so there is a plethora of walking into lamp-posts, falling over, dropping things, and ruining sofas.

I am the biggest klutz on set. I honestly don't think I have ever been as klutzy as when I'm on set. People call me 'Grace' ironically because I'm not graceful. It's ridiculous.

I don't know if it's shocking, but I'm the world's biggest klutz. I have been dancing since I was 3, and I have modeled, and I have good balance, but you wouldn't know it. Hanging out with me, I do everything from spill food on myself to trip up stairs. I'm the queen of that, most definitely.

I'm very clumsy, so there's been a lot of times I've tripped in front of girls I'm in love with or spilled food all over myself.

If my life was a song the title would probably be 'Clumsy', 'cause I'm clumsy.

I trip over my legs all the time. I'll wave to somebody, look up, and end up eating pavement.

I have an oval-shaped scar on the knuckle of my right index finger from crashing my hand through a light fixture while practicing Elvis Presley moves in college.

I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.

I'm just the biggest klutz. That's the problem. I don't get hurt doing cool things.

I wasn't a very good waitress, always spilling things on people and forgetting things. I once spilled ashes all over Mike Wallace's table.

It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eye, then it's just fun you can't see.

I'm the Magoo of actresses, very accident-prone.

I'm constantly bumping and banging into things.

I'm the clumsiest person in the world, so every day brings an embarrassing moment.

I'm a freewheeling flower-child falling down the stairs constantly.

I've always been clumsy, the one who knocks glasses over.

People who know me know that I am very clumsy, always fumbling, and I talk rubbish most of the times.

When I'm not focused, I'm quite possibly one of the more clumsy people on the planet. I'll walk into doorways and coffee tables.

Unfortunately, there tends to be an easy way of doing things in life and the Haskell way. As a 12-year-old I knocked my front teeth out while chasing a friend in the rain. I'm the type who offers to serve wine at drinks parties and accidentally pours it down one of the guests.

You'd think I walk around with my eyes shut, banging off the walls.

Kids, they are always hurting themselves. It's like, "Quick, get me to casualty quick!" while your doing something important like sitting down picking your ear.

Anna followed, keeping a sharp eye out for things he might back into or over. She wondered if Isaac did this all the time-and, if so, how he avoided getting photos in the paper with captions like "Local Alpha Trips Over Child" or "Wolf Versus Street Sign, Street Sign Wins.

And I spilled gravy on my Carolina sweater, because I am alive.

I'm very clumsy, so there's been a lot of times I've tripped in front of girls I'm in love with, or spilled food all over myself. My friends and I were the class clowns in high school, so one day we were showing off at our seats and I fell off my chair! I had to get stitches, and I had a bloody lip. I was trying so hard to be a cool class clown!

I spill water on myself all the time at nice restaurants. I've run into poles and knocked myself out.