Chris Kattan Quotes

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

I'm really not an actor of any kind. I've always seen myself as an entertainer, someone who makes people laugh. That's all I've ever wanted to do. 'Doctor Who' has always just been me, really.

I lived to make Scott Baio laugh.

I was the class clown, you know, that kind of thing, and I gathered around me a group of guys who also were silly. I was in all the plays and everything. But I don't know, at that time show businesses looked like the moon, you know, it was so far away. I wanted to be a radio announcer.

I wanted to be in show business, and I was funny.

I made a living out of being a class clown.

I've been making people laugh for 40 years, so I know how important it is!

I remember watching Eddie Murphy's stand-up act when I was little, and just being mesmerized.

I don't usually eulogise about people, but I saw Russell Brand doing stand-up before he was really high profile. I didn't really know what to expect but I laughed until my belly ached.

I'm trying to be a comedian, you know?

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.

Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.

To be a comedian, you gotta jokesmith, there's no way around it.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

My job has always been to entertain people. I want people to laugh.

I know I can get laughs anywhere, in front of any crowd, if I'm given the chance.

I've been a stand-up comedian for years, and I can be silly.

Um, I'm just naturally super-funny. No, not really. I've never been in The Groundlings or anything.

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.

I like the sound of laughter. I was the guy in the group of friends that would always make the friends laugh. And everyone was like, 'You should do stand up,' so I gave it a shot, and ta-da! They were right.

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.

For me, I've worked hard for people to think I'm funny.

I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe.

I'll do anything to get the laugh. I love it.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.