Bill Bryson Quotes


I turned to my own bunk and examined it with a kind of appalled fascination. If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it. He had evidently included the pillow in his celebrations.


Citations

Bryson, Bill. Neither Here Nor There: Travels in Europe. Secker & Warburg, 1991.

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Bill Bryson
Bill Bryson
  • Born: December 8, 1951
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Author

William McGuire Bryson OBE HonFRS is an American–British author of books on travel, the English language, science, and other non-fiction topics. Born in the United States, he has been a resident of Britain for most of his adult life, returning to the U.S. between 1995 and 2003, and holds dual American and British citizenship. He served as the chancellor of Durham University from 2005 to 2011.