Jorge Masvidal Quotes

The whole key to a fight is throwing the first punch.

When a bully pulls your hair, you punch him in the face.

If one of my players ever wants to hit me, he better do it really hard because otherwise, I'll find a rock, a stick, or a piece of wood - and believe me, it's gonna be a brawl.

If they [political opponents] go around lying about your record, insulting your job performance, your wife and your patriotism, you ought to double up your fist and knock the crap out of them.

I have one way of fighting: I'm going to come after you, put hands on you, and knock you out.

If you hit me, I'm gonna try to shoot the ball and get two free throws.

Don’t ever fight with Lisbeth Salander. Her attitude towards the rest of the world is that if someone threatens her with a gun, she’ll get a bigger gun.

My mouth has a tendency to get me into trouble, but because I'm so small and I take on people who are lager than me. If someone punched me, I'd get my drummer beat them up.

I've never hit anybody who hasn't clocked me two or three times.

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.

My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now.

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

Fights in real life between real people only last so long before someone gets seriously hurt.

Tall men come down to my height when I hit 'em in the body.

Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).

I'm just a regular guy, but if you cross me it will get physical.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

You are giving them a sword if you say you will use a sword yourself.

If the oppressor uses peaceful means, the oppressed will never resort to violence. But if the oppressor uses violence, then the oppressed have no other alternative than violence—to retaliate with similar forms.

You can think you know somebody. But when they're trying to punch you in the face, you really know somebody. You learn their tendencies.

I grew up in an environment where being polite was taken as a weakness. So I just fought everybody.

It's nice to hit and not be hit back.

I like to fight, and I think the fans want to see a good fight, too.

It's a fist fight - the idea is to go out there and impose my will.