Hornswoggle Quotes

If someone criticizes me, I strike back.

Over the years, during television interviews, whenever the host or the reviewer or whoever gets cynical and nasty with me, I will behave accordingly. I will defend myself.

I grew up in an environment where being polite was taken as a weakness. So I just fought everybody.

My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O'Reilly is kind of a bully, and he's the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground. And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, 'Teacher, sue him.'

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.

A lot of times, you had to beat the bullies at their own game. But the difficulty is not becoming the bully yourself.

I'm not mean, just aggressive.

I like dealing with a peer so I can bully them. Because then, it's not bullying. It's just warfare.

I didn't get into too many fights when I was younger. I think I got into, like, one fight when I was in high school, and that was because someone was being rude towards my mom, and that was it.

I know if someone talked trash to me, I'd want to kick his butt.

When a bully pulls your hair, you punch him in the face.

You didn't have to take a punch for me, you know,' he said. 'I'm a lover, not a fighter.' 'You're a freak is what you are,' I said.

It is so tempting to return rudeness with rudeness!

What if someone picks on me?" I asked Then I'll pick on them". What if someone picks my nose?" I asked. The I'll pick your nose, too" Rowdy said.

Talking back and being quite aggressive about stuff and not giving a care in the world about anyone. So it was more, I think, that way and I think that's what happened in that party when I stood in between two people.

Nowadays, if you are afraid of confrontation, you are not going to do very well.

My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now.

I'll get to the force field of this hostility, why it's there, why the rage is in any of us, why the trash takes place, whether or not it's between me and a couple of hecklers in the audience or between this country and another nation, the rage.

It's kinda cool seeing people having real fights with people they really know.

I'm just a regular guy, but if you cross me it will get physical.

I try not to deal with people's hostility, though I must if they have something I need from them, as the professors did at Columbia or my landlord did.

You are giving them a sword if you say you will use a sword yourself.

Sometimes you get yourselves in situations where you don't realize people are actually testing you. People are actually provoking you.

I'm not an aggressive person at all. But I know how to fight.

People's behavior is not always changed based on a loss. I remember my dad or my uncle used to say, 'If that guy's picking on you, punch him once in the face, and he'll never come back again.' I don't know how true that is.