Demetri Martin Quotes

Fire is the best of servants, but what a master!

A little fire is quickly trodden out, Which, being suffer'd, rivers cannot quench.

I thought my fire was out, and stirred the ashes…. I burnt my fingers.

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's wall is ablaze.

It is your business when the wall next door catches fire.

It's not a party until the fire department shows up.

I love fire. As a child I loved setting light to things. I'd always be in the forest putting matches to pieces of wood. I've always regarded fire as my friend.

It is your concern when your neighbor's wall is on fire.

I'm cautious about using fire. It can become theatrical. I am interested in the heat, not the flames.

I set our house on fire when I was a little child playing with lighters. Boy, did I burn the place down!

The kind of event on a conveyor belt that causes a fire occurs in a variety of industrial environments, not uniquely in coal environments.

I did mostly good things, except light things on fire.

What we need as much as money is consensus about how we live [with fire] in that countryside [prone to forest fires] or at least agreement about how to decide…. More than 72,000 communities are at risk and only 20% have a plan for protection.

I am used to playing with fire. Somebody has to do it.

The potential of fire on board an aircraft is among the most serious issues in aviation.

People say to me, 'Why don't you fight fire with fire?' You fight fire with water, not fire.

Like, yes, we had a furniture fire get out of control in our backyard one time. But that didn't harm a single person.

I always had a pretty serious fascination with fire. Luckily I'm not an arsonist!

Rae burned me. She has matches or something. Look, look..." Tori pulled down the collar of her T-shirt. "Leave your cloths on, Tori," Simon said, raising his hands to his eyes. "Please.

I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair.

Of the over 100,000 wildfires that happen in the U.S. each year, not a single one would get started without the fire triangle: Oxygen, heat and fuel. Fire needs all three to exist. It's like the three branches of our government: Legislative, judicial and executive. The fewer there are, the safer we are.

If you are flammable and have legs, you are not blocking a fire exit.

You shouldn't do that," said Laura. "You could set yourself on fire.

For those without fire, any fire is strange fire.

Fire and people do in this agree,They both good servants, both ill masters be.