I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair.
The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.
For those without fire, any fire is strange fire.
Fire and people do in this agree,They both good servants, both ill masters be.
When my house burnes, it's not good playing at Chesse.
For every time she shouted "Fire!" They only answered "Little liar!" And therefore when her aunt returned, Matilda, and the house, were burned.
If he were on fire, he couldn't act as if he were burning. He can't out-act me on the big screen.
I'm not allowed to be woken up under any circumstances except if my house starts burning. Then my wife is authorised to wake me up, but only if fire gets to the door of my room.
Fire is the best of servants, but what a master!
I thought my fire was out, and stirred the ashes…. I burnt my fingers.
I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.
When your neighbour's house is on fire, you should help with a bucket of water.
When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like... FIRE! Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3.
A loafer never works except when there is a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.
