Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny.

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to.

I was the kid who liked making other people laugh, so maybe the comedy came before the acting.

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.

I would love to do comedy. I think I'm funny and that comedy is my strong suit, at least in real life. I have yet to prove myself in the movies, but I'd love to get the opportunity to do that.

Um, I'm just naturally super-funny. No, not really. I've never been in The Groundlings or anything.

When I talk to Steve Martin, he's joyful when he talks about comedy.

I used to have costumed characters come out, like SpongeBob. It's just fun to make it into this minor event, just to surprise people and experiment and be weird and just have fun with it. I've done just the hour stand-up, and that's fun, but the other stuff makes it fun for me and gives me something to react to and bounce off of.

I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.

I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three years.

Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an outfit or something funny with my head or face or something.

To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor.

At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.'

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'

I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin.

They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was familiar with Mike Myers' work in Saturday Night Live, but I did not know the extent to which he would make this creation.

My brother was an improviser. He's now a lobbyist, but he used to perform improv in the city when he was in high school, and one of the funniest guys I know to this day.

Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.

I love doing improv. I love comedy. I have always felt this way, even when I was really young.

I love comedy. Playing the underdog, and getting the laughs is my form of entertainment. I could think of nothing different that I would want to be doing at this time in my life.

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

It's funny, I used to do a character that was just a baby - just an adult baby. I would get up onstage and complain about adult stuff, but as a baby. I was in a diaper, and I would require hugs from the audience and reassurance and stuff.

Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.

Posturing is funny to me.