Michael McIntyre Quotes

All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

I lived to make Scott Baio laugh.

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.

My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny.

I love physical comedy. I adore comedy of any kind.

I try to make the majority of my audience laugh.

I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. I've got no plans to stop doing it.

I'm not a broad comic, but I think I can be funny and I think I make people laugh.

Oh, I love stand-up.

I love comedy, I love comedy... I think I'm funny!

Comedy is not easy to do - where you make someone laugh out loud in their living room.

As a comic, you are trying to please people in some way - to make them laugh.

Comedy is very effortless.

I've always loved comedy.

Sometimes when I'm performing, whenever my puppet cracks a joke, it actually makes me laugh.

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.

I'm the goofball. I'm the person cracking people up.

My primary responsibility is to be funny.

I don't care about how I look; I'm dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so - my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn't care about being cool.

The hardest thing in the world to do is to have someone in a seat in a theater laughing so hard that they're making weird sounds.

Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.

I heard David Sedaris read live recently which was a complete delight. Few writers make me laugh out loud on the bus. He does.

Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.