Jamie Hyneman Quotes

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.

I shave without using shaving cream.

I've just always rocked the goatee. Maybe a beard for a minute or some thick sideburns, but I've only been clean-shaven for, like, two days in my adult life.

I could never work out how to shave my top lip without cutting myself.

I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.

I've always been a stubble man; I don't do clean-shaven.

A good lather is half the shave.

I couldn't be bothered with the whole shaving-every-couple-of-days routine.

I thoroughly believe that shaving is the best way of hair removal, as it's the most convenient and hassle free of all the methods.

I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don't shave that often.

I really like the ritual of shaving. I like getting the perfect brush and finding the right sandalwood soap. The act of shaving, though, is not fun. I like beards and the ease of them.

If I shave, I don't have a chin anymore.

I've been waiting to have facial hair on camera for the longest time - I'm always playing teenagers, and I always have to shave. I'll let you in on a little secret: I have sensitive skin, and I'm a sensitive guy, so shaving is something that I don't look forward to.

I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream.

I find the ritual of shaving very relaxing, but for every day, it's pretty irritating on my skin, so I like having the definition a beard gives.

Women simply need to know the right technique of shaving to get the best results.

I was 19 or 20 the last time I shaved.

I do know that you'll definitely never see me sporting a mustache.

Surrender one hair, and you'll end up beardless.

I really started getting my body ready when I was a freshman in high school. I had just been skating so much, and just started getting so annoyed with leg hair and arm hair, because I was falling so much when I was learning. So I would get scabs on my legs, and the hair would get caught in it. It just became a nuisance. And from that point on, I continued to shave my arms and legs and tried to stay sleek.

They prospect of seeing oneself in the mirror clean-shaven is too close to a Vincent Price film... a prospect not to be contemplated, no matter the compensation.

I haven't got an opportunity to experiment with the dimensions of my moustache much. But yes, if the role demands, I'm ready to shave it off. I feel it's good to have moustaches for South films, but I'd love to remove my moustache; why not?

I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven. If you see me with a clean face, then you know I'm in the kissing mode!

I like a grizzly look as long as it's maintained. Facial hair requires maintenance; you can't just grow it out and be done with it.

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.