Alan Moore Quotes

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.

A good lather is half the shave.

I could never work out how to shave my top lip without cutting myself.

I thoroughly believe that shaving is the best way of hair removal, as it's the most convenient and hassle free of all the methods.

I must to the barber's, monsieur, for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face.

They prospect of seeing oneself in the mirror clean-shaven is too close to a Vincent Price film... a prospect not to be contemplated, no matter the compensation.

I've always been a stubble man; I don't do clean-shaven.

I like a grizzly look as long as it's maintained. Facial hair requires maintenance; you can't just grow it out and be done with it.

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

I love the smell of shampoo on a girl's hair. You can walk past someone and be like, 'Wow, you took a shower this morning, didn't you? Because you smell lovely.'

If I shave, I don't have a chin anymore.

I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can't honestly say I moisturise, though I probably should.

I have to shave every day. If I don't, it's sort of like going to bed without brushing your teeth for me - but I'm a crazy person so maybe that's why.

The products in my bathroom are pretty minimal. Issey Miyake makes great cologne, and I use everything from Zirh, especially their shave scream. I really like Mario Badesco aftershave, too. It's amazing.

Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.

If you calculate 15 minutes a day to shave, that is 5,000 minutes a year spent shaving.

I pretty much learned not to fight with it a long time ago and let it do what it likes to do. Otherwise, my shaving techniques are pretty mundane. I tend to do it in the shower because it makes the bristles soft and keeps the razor from building up the hairs inside it, and the mustache is dealt with with scissors.

Hygiene is important. You gotta smell good. So ladies, please spray some perfume. Hair gotta be done. You gotta look nice.

Like many women, I spend much of my working day wearing a variety of cosmetic and personal care products on my skin and hair.

The back hair doesn't get all that long; it's just really thick. So if I don't keep it shaved once a week, it's a problem, and it could take two hours. And my wife's got to do it, so it's her problem. I told her we just need to buy a laser hair removal machine because it would take three or four years and probably 50 sessions to get rid of it.

Women simply need to know the right technique of shaving to get the best results.

Looking in the mirror to check if my tie is straight is a waste of my time. I only look in the mirror once a day, and that's in the morning when I shave.

Sometimes I think I want to get 'hair and make up' every day, but that's just not possible.

I've been waiting to have facial hair on camera for the longest time - I'm always playing teenagers, and I always have to shave. I'll let you in on a little secret: I have sensitive skin, and I'm a sensitive guy, so shaving is something that I don't look forward to.

Let me tell you, 'The Reader' was not glamorous for me in terms of the body-hair maintenance.