Mitch Hedberg Quotes


I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.


Citations

Hedberg, Mitch. Strategic Grill Locations. Comedy Central Records, 2003.

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Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
  • Born: February 24, 1968
  • Died: March 29, 2005
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.