Hazel Keech Quotes

I love going to weddings.

The invitation to Miss Myra St. Claire's bobbing party spent the morning in his coat pocket, where it had an intense physical affair with a dusty piece of peanut brittle.

Bachelor parties are for the married guys.

Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk.

My favorite time to dance is at, like, wedding receptions, when it's all ages and everyone seems to be having fun.

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.

My biggest goal in life is to not be annoying about being a bride.

When I heard the royal family wanted to have me perform in celebration of Prince William's marriage, I knew I had to give them a little something. 'Wet' is the perfect anthem for Prince William or any playa to get the club smokin'.

A wedding, a great wedding, is just a blast. A celebration of romance and community and love... What is unfun about that? Nothing.

I like having parties where we bring in the girls, and we have a good DJ playing good music that makes the girls dance.

I love weddings.

There's no scenario in which I wouldn't want my entire family at a wedding.

Oh, I suppose my wife and I will open a bottle of champagne with another couple.

I unfortunately have never in my life been to a wild party.

I threw a big-ass party. It turned out a bit different from Perry's [in That's Ordinary World], but it was pretty nuts. It wasn't me that threw it though, my wife threw me a surprise party. So [unlike Selma Blair's character] she didn't forget.

When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton.

Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldn’t be more eager to have mine behind me. So there’s really no point.

People are like, 'Was it fun? Did you eat lots of cake?'

Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party, because then you don't need to go out.

The bride, the white bride today a maiden, tomorrow a wife.

Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. I came home and you emerged from my furniture. You don't have to tell me how to feel. I don't need a hint.

One can never have too large a party.

I'm not giving you any options here. We're doing this, Eva. Enjoy your last remaining hours as a single woman.

When your mother starts using the word "party" as a verb about her kid, that's absolutely crazy.

Peter would probably throw a party if I stopped breathing.' 'Well,' he says, 'I would only go if there was cake.