Penn Jillette Quotes

When a man is in love, he doubts, very often, what he most firmly believes.

He said that he was sure you would be amendable to this course of action." April paused, eyes widening, before she said indignantly, "I believe he may have lied to me!

She shook her head slowly. “I don’t believe you. You can’t be a cop.” “Not a cop.” “Federal agent?” “FBI.” “Even more unlikely.” “J. Edgar rolls over in his grave every day, but that’s the way it is.

I doubt you can understand the magnitude of the stupidity in your statement

Cooperation isn't the absence of conflict but a means of managing conflict.

We don't have time to argue. Nobody has time.

No. No, I don't believe you'd betray me with her. I don't believe you'd cheat on me. But I'm afraid, and I'm sick in my heart that you might look at her, then at me. And regret.

I don't trust him. We're friends.

It was absolutely necessary to interrupt him now.

Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.' Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that.

I can see that you don’t believe me. Maybe it was the cookie? Well, you refused to taste my cookies last night and honestly, I was going to eat the other cookie, but you looked so tired and sad sitting there, I figured you needed the cookie more than I did.

Ayame: This concludes my wonderful story. Kyo Sohma: You mean stupid!

Faith means believing the unbelievable.

I was thinking." "I see no evidence of that, Jared." Kami said.

Psyche you out?" I repeat. "I'm your FRIEND. I wouldn't do that." He doesn't say anything. I can tell he doesn't believe me-not quite.

[Carly Fiorina] can argue it all she wants, but I don't believe that.

Never trust anyone who has no doubts. And I'm not talking about scepticism either: scepticism can be a healthy thing. You can have an argument with someone who's a sceptic. When I say 'cynic', I mean someone who has given up, and they want you to give up too, so it makes them feel better about themselves.

I just don't believe that there's any way that you're ever gonna get one peace, because everybody has different ways of seeing life.

We have to leave!" I said to Vlad. "Now." "Run, Forest, run!" Vlad mocked. "Stow it, Drac," I snapped

Faith in God means believing absolutely in something with no proof whatsoever. Faith in humanity means believing absolutely in something with a huge amount of proof to the contrary. We are the true believers.

I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.

When men abandon reason, physical force becomes their only means of dealing with one another and of settling disagreements.

It's our last chance. No. No, I can't... I, no, I need to believe that it isn't our last chance... Eleanor? Can you hear me? I need you to believe it, too.

Why do I doubt her? Perhaps she is just very sensitive, and hypersensitive people are false when others doubt them; they waver. And one thinks them insincere. Yet I want to believe her. At the same time it does not seem so very important that she should love me. It is not her role. I am so filled with my love of her. And at the same time I feel that I am dying. Our love would be death. The embrace of imaginings.

You were trying to tell me something and I was trying to tell you something else. We didn't trust each other and that was reason enough to make each of us right.