Louis C. K. Quotes

You don't sign up for a divorce when you get married. It's very painful. But it's taught me a great deal about myself.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

There comes a crossroads in every marriage where you grow together or grow apart. I outgrew Len. He wanted me to be in that leather jumpsuit for the rest of my life and do nothing else. He constrained me. It got to a point where the marriage died or I did.

I got a few marriage proposals in my 20s. I just wasn't ready. I just knew if I committed, I would've wound up doing something wrong, messing it up. I still felt like I had some living to do.

Divorce can be crazy. Man, if you're happy... Love is a beast, man. Hold on. Be prepared for any way it may go, and be honest.

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.

For me, getting married doesn't mean we should limit ourselves to some pre-defined idea. Rather, it's an opportunity to explore new things in life.

I enjoy writing about people falling in love, probably because I think the first time you fall in love is the first time that you have to figure out how you're going to orient your life. What are you going to value? What's going to be most important to you? And I think that's really interesting to write about.

I don't want marriage. You know why? Because I did that. I did it for 32 years.

Love is so much better when you're not married.

What intrigued me about him was his intelligence, his humor. I'd been all over the world. I had started a career. At that point, I had sort of committed myself to not committing. I didn't want to have to raise a husband, but he was so sophisticated and so funny.

I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet the right person. Then I finally met someone that I was willing to be divorced from.

I'd like to think that I'm getting slightly more mature as time goes on, but I don't know if my fiancee would necessarily agree.

I was a firm believer that if you get married, then that should be it. But it's sadly not always the case; sometimes people can't remain together for whatever reason.

Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

I'm not married, nor do I want to be. I'm the loving kind but not the marrying kind, though I am romantic.

When I was married, I wasn't loving myself. Now I'm in love with myself. I will get married again.

People don't get married to get divorced. Maybe people weren't meant to be together forever.

I don't see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

It's one of the hardest things in the world to sustain a monogamous relationship for many years. People out there who have been with their partners for 30 years or more - I salute you. But it's just as hard to admit something isn't working and then try to manage a civilised separation as best as you can.

I'm on a search for my future ex-wife.