Jeremiah Brent Quotes

There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.

The cocktail party - as the name itself indicates - was originally invented by dogs. They are simply bottom-sniffings raised to the rank of formal ceremonies.

There is something urbane, stylish, and worldly about owning a cocktail shaker.

A cocktail party is what you call it when you invite everyone you know to come over to your house at six p.m., put cigarettes out on your rug, and leave at eight to go somewhere more interesting for dinner without inviting you.

The cocktail party is probably America's greatest contribution to the world of entertaining.

The cocktail party is easily the worst invention since castor oil

Ladies be seated, the party has only begun.

There is no private house in which people can enjoy themselves so well as at a capital tavern... No, Sir; there is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or inn.

Most cocktails containing liquor are made today with gin and ingenuity. In brief, take an ample supply of the former and use your imagination. For the benefit of a minority, it is courteous to serve chilled fruit juice in addition to cocktails made with liquor.

If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.

No party is complete without cocktails! My friends all have different tastes when it comes to their drink of choice, so I like to maintain a well-stocked bar with different kinds of alcohol to keep everyone happy.

There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.

I wanted to be a bartender for a bit.

I love entertaining people, and I want to pursue it.

I love entertaining.

My brother and I worked in eight bars as the brother bartenders.

I like to have a home for people just to have a lot of fun.

After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.

I like having parties where we bring in the girls, and we have a good DJ playing good music that makes the girls dance.

Truth is, I love to play bartender and assist my husband at the BBQ.

Different cocktails for different Saturday nights.

Two daiquiris withdrew into a corner of a gorgeous room and one told the other a lie.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

I'm not very good with drink recipes. If I'm entertaining, I like to come up with a house drink for the evening, one thing I'll make for the whole evening of the whole month.

I consider a good dinner party at our house to be where people drink and eat more than they're meant to.