Russell Brand Quotes

I took my time to find the perfect girl.

I don't think our system, where we have one romantic partner, where we get married and we're only supposed to have sex with one person - that doesn't make a lot of sense. Not that polygamy makes any more sense. I've found a system that seems to work for me, and it doesn't require monogamous commitment from anyone.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Dating is really all about sex. In the conventional context, this means that the man invites the woman to go through a social encounter, the ultimate purpose of which is sexual engagement.

I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.

Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye!

I try to have sex as much as I can.

More like Cross blew your circuits during one of his sexathons. Still can’t get over that man’s stamina. Wish he’d swing my way and wear me out.

When I was in high school I experimented sexually. The experiment was to never have sex with anybody no matter how hard I tried. Success! Hypothesis confirmed.

I'm in a serious monogamous relationship, and I don't want to keep having different boyfriends, and I have this instead - with men and women. It's better. Instead of having sex, we have art.

The desire which a man has for a woman is not directed towards her because she is a human being, but because she is a woman ; that she is a human being is of no concern to the man; only her sex is the object of his desires.

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.

There's lots and lots of guys out there. The question is trying to find the right one.

I want to wait to have sex until I'm married. I do. I want to wait, but it's hard. I just want to live my life.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married.

Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.

Whatever a man thinks about sex, you can be sure that he thinks about sex almost constantly.

Most of my characters are romantic rather than sexual. I think that's an essential difference in my pictures. I think they are more accurate in portraying young people as romantic - as wanting a relationship, an understanding with a member of the opposite sex more than just physical sex.

Polygamy and polyandry distribute the frightening physical solidarity of monogamy. Monogamous couples are always hungry for company: to dilute sex.

If thou wouldst marry wisely, marry thine equal.

It is a well-established fact that in healthy loving women, uninjured by the too frequent lesions which result from childbirth, increasing physical satisfaction attaches to the ultimate physical expression of love. ... Love between the sexes is the highest and mightiest form of human sexual passion.

I have not once felt a thing for the male sex, I was only interested in the fairer sex. Mine.

I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles... because I didn't know.