Jules Asner Quotes

For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.

I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me.

I have a lot of personality and I'm funny.

I'm not afraid of poking fun at myself.

I have inherited my father's sense of humour about myself. It's a lot more pleasant to make fun of yourself than when someone else does.

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

I like a man with a nice, self-deprecating sense of humour.

It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you.

I don't take myself as seriously as I did when I was playing, and it works, and I think people see the self-deprecation in my commentary.

I have a self-deprecating sense of humor, so I knock myself.

When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that's up to them.

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.

I love men. They are intelligent and sensitive, but there's also that hard-edged arrogant side, which is just so attractive.

I'm not too modest of a person. I've got a pretty blue sense of humor.

I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character.

Y'know what? This is what I go by: It doesn't matter how good-looking a guy is, it just depends on his personality. If a guy can make you laugh and make fun of you, then that's what would win me over. So, yeah.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm.

If someone is genuine, compassionate and kind, that is a turn-on. A sense of humor is a huge turn on, and that goes hand in hand with intelligence.

I learned that people are much more game to mock their own personas than you would think.

I think that I'm serious, but I don't think that I'm inordinately bleak.

I think smart is sexy. I like smart people. People that are comfortable with themselves I think is very sexy. My cat is really sexy.

I have a very large forehead. I have a pronounced skull. Maybe producers think that there is a lot going on up in there.

I like a guy who's sarcastic, serious, sensitive - even just silent. But you have to do it at the right times. That's sexy. To me, it reflects intelligence.

I don't take me seriously. If we get some giggles, I don't mind.

I've known for quite a while that I was a funny girl.