Danny DeVito Quotes

I bleed all the time. I play golf and stuff, so there's always something, nicks and stuff, here and there.

Don't worry?! You sliced your hand open!

(Kiara sees Carlos' bleeding face)"Carlos! Oh my God, what happened?" "You still recognize me with a busted-up face. That's a good sign, right?

I've been in a car three or four times when it filled with water and it's not a comfortable feeling.

I did not see his face, because he was all covered with blood.

When I was at Babbo, I was covered in scars and scabs and burned bits - melted hair, ribbed burns I got reaching across the top of a hot skillet... I sliced off the tip of my finger. I cleaved my forehead - a deep, ugly wound. Luckily, it regenerated.

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

When I jerked it out the head remained in my leg, where it remains still. There were a couple of inches of blood on the shaft of the arrow when I pulled it out.

The corner is there to help you clean your cuts up and put your Vaseline on, not to throw in the towel.

Guys are going to get dinged and banged up.

If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!

I’m never without a bandage.

Professor,” Harry gasped. “Your bird — I couldn’t do anything — he just caught fire —

The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collarbone and incredible contusions- 'it wasn't Jezebels fault, Dad.'

A severed femoral artery empties itself faster than you can believe.

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.

My business is staunching blood, and feeding fainting men.

Don't be very frightened, Marilla. I was walking the ridge-pole and I fell off. I suspect I have sprained my ankle. But, Marilla, I might have broken my neck. Let us look on the bright side of things.

Grover and Nico came back from their walk, and Grover helped me fix up my wounded arm. "It's green!" Nico said with delight.

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

Are you prepared for the first wound?

When I stub my toe it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.

A hundred yards away, Mike Newton was lowering Bella's limp body to the sidewalk. She slumped unresponsively against the wet concrete, her skin chalky as a corpse. I almost took the door off the car.

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."