Maz Jobrani Quotes

My friends who have kids look like they haven't been to bed for a year.

Ever since having kids, napping is something that I'm prone to do and very easily could do but rarely get the chance to.

My daily life is mostly spent with my three kids and raising them.

I thought that once we were out of the baby stage, parenting would be a breeze.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.

Being a father of three children and grandfather to nine, I do think that this thing called 'parenting' is becoming increasingly difficult.

I don't sleep, but I've got two little kids that don't sleep, either.

Raising children is an enormously important part of life. I think one of the most important, or the most important, period.

Raising five boys is a handful, trust me.

When you have girl children they torture you!

Some days I really love being a mom, and some days I don't! It's crazy - I'm tired of packing lunches!

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Everyone says that when you have kids, you become crazy.

Parenting is an impossible job at any age.

Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories.

I have learned that raising children is the single most difficult thing in the world to do. It takes hard work, love, luck, and a lot of energy, and it is the most rewarding experience that you can ever have.

Parenting definitely has some challenging moments.

I'll never get sick of raising my children, but other people might get sick of them.

Being a parent wasn't just about bearing a child. It was about bearing witness to its life.

Having and raising children is doing something with your life! ... And I have to say that having your kids is one of the greatest things you can do.

As a mom I know that raising children is the hardest job there is.

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

You need a whole community to raise a child. I have raised two children, alone.

Lot of things depend on the up bringing of a child.

We had a kid. The kid was awesome. She didn't fall asleep easily. We complained about it. We got frustrated. But we didn't look for an out. We just accepted that this was part of parenting.