Dorothy L. Sayers Quotes

I have a very bad memory. I can't remember my own life very well.

I have a terrible memory.

I'm terrible remembering lyrics. Before a tour, I have to remind myself. I have to go through the songs.

Memory, in my opinion, is a complete noodle. It hangs on the silliest things but forgets the stuff that really matters.

My memory is so bad that many times I forget my own name.

The girls I've dated hate me a little because I can't remember anything about first dates or when we kissed. I have the worst memory in the world!

Hey, if you can't remember, don't worry about it. I'm having a few memory problems myself in this place. Little things like how long I've been here, what my purpose in life is, which feet to put my shoes on. Stuff like that.

Tip-of-the-tongue syndrome is when people almost remember something but need a computer, or someone else, to help them find it. The problem is, our brains have always been terrible at remembering details. They were like that way before the Internet came along.

Boy, you know, it's amazing how your brain can turn into a sieve, and you can literally forget episodes that you have shot.

My great frustration is that, more and more, my memories come and go, and friends all my life are not recognized. Many of the things I say and do, I can no longer remember even right afterwards.

Embarrassingly enough, I often can't remember how I came to write something.

I have a really bad memory, to be honest.

I'm not good at remembering things, in general.

I have short-term memory loss, though I'd like to think of it as Persidential eligibility.

My memory about names and places now is dreadful. But lines, I can remember.

You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.

I think you remember everything ... you just can't bring it to mind all the time.

Memory is a wonderfully useful tool, and without it judgement does its work with difficulty; it is entirely lacking in me.... Now,the more I distrust my memory, the more confused it becomes. It serves me better by chance encounter; I have to solicit it nonchalantly. For if I press it, it is stunned; and once it has begun to totter, the more I probe it, the more it gets mixed up and embarrassed. It serves me at its own time, not at mine.

I have always had a bad memory, as far back as I can remember.

... lapses of memory are only attractive when you've encouraged them, not when they take you unawares.

I had amnesia once or twice.

I keep forgetting about your amnesia. Heh. Forgetting about amnesia. That's funny.

I can never remember the name of anywhere I've ever been. I will say that I've eaten at a ton of GREAT places. I just don't remember their names. I'm not that guy.

I have terrible short-term memory loss, which I like to think of as Presidential eligibility.

People without memory are putty.