Kristen Stewart Quotes

I feel like trouble has followed me from the day I was born.

There's nothing more annoying than losing your phone, but this happened to me not once or twice, but three times in a row!

There are some people, no matter what they do, it turns out badly. They have a problem: either what they do is wrong or things that happen were wrong. I was president of a company like that; it was called Grid Computer.

I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought iron pineapple and a cork-shaped bruise in my cleavage.

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

Sometimes bad luck hits you like in an ancient Greek tragedy, and it's not your own making. When you have a plane crash, it's not your fault.

Everything happens to me. I've never had a streak of luck in my life.

I keep waiting, like in the cartoons, for an anvil to drop on my head.

I think we are all slightly down in the dumps after another loss. We may be in the wrong sign... Venus may be in the wrong juxtaposition with somewhere else.

There are days where you do everything right and nothing goes in your favour.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

All the bad things that have ever happened to me have always happened in Rome.

Every once in awhile, we all get a bad hand dealt to us.

Some people think I have a death wish. I don't have one. I just make mistakes. Bad things happen to good people.

Wherever I go, I'm followed by trouble.

Over the years, I've had torrid luck with things going wrong.

I didn't get good breaks on TV.

Bad luck for both of us, we are both boulder-pushers.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

As they say, when a man begins to have bad luck, even clabber can break his head.

The only thing you have to worry about is bad luck. I never had bad luck.

On the one hand I'm writing about somebody about whom I say in the book, "The only thing worse than being a statistic is being a statistical anomaly." So I'm writing about a particularly unlucky person. So that's a special type of hell, to be particularly unlucky.

Because it's his bad luck to be the best.

Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.