Joss Whedon Quotes

I'm an unlucky charm... don't go anywhere with me.

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

I used to refer to myself as Typhoid Mary. It wasn't that I was jinxed, I just seemed to bring ill fortune to anybody I was close to.

As they say, when a man begins to have bad luck, even clabber can break his head.

Good luck tended to avoid me.

The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill.

Decay is quiet but ghastly, explosion is dramatic and dreadful. There's not much to choose between the two of them in reality, and most of our lives have sufficient of both.

I've had two unlucky injuries that are the equivalent of walking under 1,000 ladders and seeing 1,000 black cats.

I hate to say it because I feel like it might be a jinx, but yes - knock on wood - I have never broken a bone.

I have been very lucky, I have only had one bad experience.

Whenever something good happens to me, it's usually followed by something terrible.

Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.

I think it is bad luck to put shoes on a table or walk under ladders.

My friends have named me the person they least want to do extreme adventures with, because I always seem to be very close to being part of a disaster. If a cat has nine lives, I think I've used a few.

Tis because we be on a blighted star, and not a sound one, isn't it Tess?

All people have had ill luck, but Jairus's daughter and Lazarus had the worst.

I dont have good luck in the match points.

Trouble follows you like a shadow, Gillian. You're prone to injuries. I swear to God, if a tree decided to fall right now, it would find your head to land on." "Oh, for heaven's sake," she muttered. "I'll admit that I have had a run of bad fortune, but—" He wouldn't let her continue. "A run of bad fortune? Since I've known you, you've been beaten, stabbed and now shot with an arrow. If this keeps up, you'll be dead in another month

Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone.

I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum

I'd never yell, "Good luck!" at anybody. It sounds terrible, when you think about it.

The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign.

I was shipwrecked before I got aboard.