I've had a life where things have worked out for me beyond my wildest dreams, and my brother's had just the opposite.
When it rains, it pours - figuratively and literally.
Wherever I go, I'm followed by trouble.
Today I bought two lottery tickets, because I had a feeling that it would be now or never - they were both blanks. So I am not going to be rich after all. Nothing at all to be done about it.
Sometimes bad luck hits you like in an ancient Greek tragedy, and it's not your own making. When you have a plane crash, it's not your fault.
Everybody had a bad day. It's possible to have two bad days in a row. And in this sport, it's so unforgiving.
I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.
The only thing you have to worry about is bad luck. I never had bad luck.
Mother Nature and Father Time have not been happy with me.
So many things in my life have gone awry.
As they say, when a man begins to have bad luck, even clabber can break his head.
The Madden Curse has really taken on a life of its own. People just love talking about it, and it is what it is, but I look at it as a challenge.
I lost 'The X Factor,' and I lost 'Deal or No Deal' twice. I'm good at losing game shows.
There's been this strange irony to my whole life. All my original bandmates have died, when I was the most wild and most reckless of us all. But I'm still here.
I seem to play a lot of losers.
It seems like every time you come up something happens to bring you back down.
I knock on my board to unjinx myself.
There's nothing more annoying than losing your phone, but this happened to me not once or twice, but three times in a row!
The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.
I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me.
I've never been lucky. The day my ship came in, I was at the airport.
Everything happens to me. I've never had a streak of luck in my life.
I feel like trouble has followed me from the day I was born.
Every once in awhile, we all get a bad hand dealt to us.
