Steve Toltz Quotes

Everything happens to me. I've never had a streak of luck in my life.

I keep waiting, like in the cartoons, for an anvil to drop on my head.

I feel like trouble has followed me from the day I was born.

Alas, I emerge from one disaster to fall into a worse.

Bad things happen sometimes.

Every once in awhile, we all get a bad hand dealt to us.

Some people are so fond of ill luck that they run halfway to meet it.

I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought iron pineapple and a cork-shaped bruise in my cleavage.

I get painted quite a bit as a tragic figure because of some of the stuff that's happened in my life.

Misfortune was my god.

The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

I've just had some bad luck. I've had every injury known to man. I understand how people think, 'How can this be happening all the time to Gerry Cooney?' But it did.

I was definitely born under an evil star. I have just been thrown out of the inn where I was staying, naked as a worm.

I ain't never had nothing good in life.

When you're losing, crap happens.

Some people think I have a death wish. I don't have one. I just make mistakes. Bad things happen to good people.

Wherever I go, I'm followed by trouble.

I've had plenty of bad breaks you know.

Sometimes it just happens - to the wrong people at the wrong time.

Bad luck for both of us, we are both boulder-pushers.

As they say, when a man begins to have bad luck, even clabber can break his head.

When you think that most of us are doomed by divine grace to roast in hell, to say nothing of mortgages and hail and bad crops and extravagant womenfolks, 'tain't any laughing matter!