Trevor Horn Quotes

People hate searching.

You don't have to know how to build an automobile or a television set or a laptop to know how to use it.

Give me a user manual, and I'm happy for hours.

Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.

A mobile phone needs a manual in the way that a teacup doesn't

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

Packing is my pet hate.

I'm a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera.

In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'.

I can barely turn on my computer!

I asked for more information because I am unable to unscrew the inscrutable.

Computers in general, and software in particular, are much more difficult than other kinds of technology for most people to grok, and they overwhelm us with a sense of mystery.

Twitch has been very hard for me. It makes me feel so stupid. I don't understand it at all... It's very complicated.

A BOOK?! WHAT D'YOU WANNA FLAMING BOOK FOR?...WE'VE GOT A LOVELY TELLY WITH A 12-INCH SCREEN AND NOW YA WANNA BOOK!

I hate the telephone. I think the lowest circle of hell is reserved for Alexander Graham Bell.

Golf is a puzzle without an answer.

O ay, letters - I had letters - I am persecuted with letters - I hate letters - nobody knows how to write letters; and yet one has 'em, one does not know why - they serve one to pin up one's hair.

I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.

There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone.

He should voicemail get open!

If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.

Ack! Parables. I hate parables.

Technology frightens me to death. It's designed by engineers to impress other engineers, and they always come with instruction booklets that are written by engineers for other engineers - which is why almost no technology ever works.

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

Oh, God, I don't know what's more difficult, life or the English language.