Larry the Cable Guy Quotes

I don't like flying... it's a fear of mine.

I hate flying, flat out hate its guts.

I don't like flying. I'm a bit scared of it and don't enjoy the whole experience.

I hate flying. I don't like planes. I get really anxious.

The weird thing is that I hate to fly, and the quote that I give people is that every time I get off a plane, I view it as a failed suicide attempt.

I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.

I hate flying. My stomach churns at the mere thought of it.

I'm constitutionally incapable of working on planes or trains, and airports are definitely out.

I hate to fly. I'm deathly afraid of it.

I hate planes.

I'm quite scared of flying, and especially helicopters, I don't like them at all.

I can be a bit of a nervous flyer.

I used to love getting on planes. I loved the packing and going places. Now I don't because I've developed these really bad sinuses. I have to take a prednisone to fly, but it works, and I'm OK.

I have to travel for my work, so the idea of getting on planes depresses me. They give me frequent-flyer points, and I think, 'I don't want them, because I'm sick of flying!'

I hate flying. It creeps me out, and it scares me half to death.

I am terrified of plane landing. It's a phobia for me.

I have always hated flying. The idea of it is an affront to nature. People are meant to stay on the ground.

My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it I'm thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport.

I'm not ashamed to say I fear something. Besides me having a fear to fly, I also don't want to scare other people. When I'm on a plane, I don't want to freak out everyone else, too.

My idea of everything going smoothly on an airplane is (a) that I not die in a slow-motion fiery crash or get stabbed to death by terrorists and (b) that none of the other passengers try to talk to me. All conversation should end at the moment the wheels leave the ground.

I used to hate flying. I would sit there, rigid, convinced that if I relaxed, the plane would drop out of the sky.

I am cursed with the inability to sleep on planes - ever.

I'm not a good flyer. Because I do it so much, I think the odds of something going wrong are not in my favour.

I had the feeling every time I was on a plane everyone was going to die. It was a horrible phobia. A stupid one.

I never quite know how to fill that anxious, semi-wasted time before a midday flight home.