Louis C. K. Quotes

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

You're broke, eh?" I been shaking two nickels together for a month, trying to get them to mate.

I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either.

Many kids turn to selling drugs. It's not a good career choice, but they see it as a way to get money.

I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.

We're broke. It's never a fun message to deliver.

African film makers are scraping by on a mere pittance.

You lose your individuality a huge amount when you have no money, and I certainly had that experience.

I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.

I ain't a Communist necessarily, but I been in the red all my life.

I don't make any money.

I didn't have a dollar to my name in 2006.

I was broke from 19 to 26, borrowing money from my parents or my brothers or sisters every week to pay the bills.

My mom didn't have a lot of money.

My mum raised three kids on her own on sweatshop wages of about six bucks an hour so there was a lot of late rent and landlords knocking on the door.

I came from a background where we didn't have bread. I know what it's like to live with money and no money.

I went dead broke - twice! - trying to get Gas Monkey up and going. And when I say broke, I mean sleeping on my sister's couch and can't pay-the-rent type broke.

I have way more experience being poor than I do having money.

I had a year, where... I was secretly, 100 percent, dead broke.

I almost went broke. I didn't file bankruptcy, but I had some miserable times there for two or three years.

Economy is too late when you are at the bottom of your purse.

You know, when you need drugs and you don't have a lot of money, what you'll do is you'll hang out with people who will give you drugs. Right?

Natural fact is, I can't pay my taxes. Make me wanna holler and throw up on my hands.

I don't have 'five' you can borrow. My piggy bank is officially anorexic.

I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.