Jack Nicholson Quotes

It's a strange world, as David Lynch would say.

There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.

Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.

I think everybody's nuts.

That crack-brained harlequin and semi-lunatic, George Francis Train! He is as destitute of principle as he is of sense, and is fast gravitating toward a lunatic asylum. He may be of use in drawing an audience; but so would a kangaroo, a gorilla, or a hippopotamus.

I like wee arguments, I've never been into jokes. I'm more into strange things and madness and things escalating and things not really making sense.

It's said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. In that case, the WWE 'creative' team must be as crazy as a rainbow trout in a car wash.

I want nevertheless to add that for me the world is a defiance of common sense.

Sometimes I feel sure he is as mad as a hatter and then, just as he is at his maddest, I find there is a method in his madness.

Is he nuts?" "I think the expression used to be 'touched by God'." "So that would be a yes.

Eccentricty had flowered into madness.

For once, you're going to hear something that doesn't fit into your neat, compartmentalized world of order and logic and reason.

Hopefully people are upset for the reason I want them to be upset. Even when I was doing open mics, I've always had people upset. I've never been the consummate crowd-pleaser.

I believe that history is capable of anything. There exists no folly that men have not tried out.

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.

Being nuts is its own reward.

Life [had] replaced logic.

Sanity? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place.

I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And don't you think a wrestling ring is a little old school, Lilian? Why not put the match in a shark tank, with real live sharks? Hungry sharks! And the only way to beat your opponent is to stuff him down a shark's throat, and pin the shark. Wouldn't that be a hoot?

And remember, the people that you've seen here tonight are professionals, so please don't try any of this at home, because you are ugly and hung like a hampster.

The Cha-Cha is no more ridiculous than life itself.

Two scoops of crazy with a side of coo coo ca choo

The reason why truth is so much stranger than fiction is that there is no requirement for it to be consistent.

There are no rules in the entertainment business.