Limmy Quotes

This whole world is wild at heart and weird on top.

Every day is bizarre.

It's a strange world, as David Lynch would say.

Agent Jones held Sinjin’s face in his hands. “I’m going to make balloon animals. People need balloon animals.” “How right you are, strange delusional man,” Sinjin said.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness.

Truth is always strange, stranger than fiction.

I like controversy. The more controversial it gets, the more interesting it is.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

The world is a very abnormal place.

I think everybody's nuts.

A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Order is never observed; it is disorder that attracts attention because it is awkward and intrusive.

Controversy is always a beautiful thing. I love controversy and I try to fan it as much as I can without having my husband's head pop off!

I'm most interested in finding the strangeness and irony in reality. That's my forte.

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?

I never saw a hotter argument on so unexciting a subject.

It is not new and it is not order.

If you actually read the 'New Gods' tetralogy, this epic without an ending, it's like dipping your head into madness. You feel a little bit like the Joker for a little while. And I mean that in the best way possible.

There's not been one normal thing in my life.

The first 'Interdimensional Cable' episode is amazing because it's filled with such absolute drunken nonsense.

Life is funny and weird.

The common thread of my comedy shows is conflict and, I guess, the frustration of people who either argue with you or just say stuff which is blatantly incorrect, and nobody calls them out on it.