Steven Wright Quotes

I don't purposely speed, but I might go over by five or six miles an hour from time to time. It doesn't give me a buzz driving on normal roads, because I can't go fast enough. It's never going to be anything like an F1 car.

No, no I don't speed or anything. I drive a VW Touareg so.

Let's just say I don't have any points on my licence, and I drive quickly sometimes.

I'm a bit of a reckless driver.

I am a guy who likes those who drive through red lights.

I get tickets all the time and can't stay under the speed limit. I'm bad at that.

Yeah, it's risky, but no more risky than driving a car.

I bought a Yamaha-1 and I was doing 180 miles per hour home on the 405 and that's really, really crazy but I did it.

I've actually started to drive slower. I never want to see a news headline that reads, 'The Chinese Guy from 'Fast & Furious' Pulled Over for a Speeding Ticket.'

I always drive like a madman.

People do really stupid things while driving.

I'm sure I've been in an accident because I'm wild and crazy and go too fast, but I don't remember having an accident.

It is never easy to play "chicken" when you face a driver alone in his car while you have passengers in the front and back seats who tend to grab for the steering wheel whenever a collision appears imminent.

I guess I'm not too crazy on the road. I'm really like a freak - I always have to be driving.

Slow down and stay alive.

I've wrecked a lot of good cars in my day.

I'm a fast driver.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving.

I used to fly around quite a bit, you know? I took a lot of unnecessary chances on the highways. And I started racing, and now I drive on the highways, I'm extra cautious because no one knows what they're doing half the time. You don't know what this guy is going to do or that one.

Gamble until you die. I do not really care.

As far as the media goes, I'm driving in the left lane at 28 miles an hour.

My mother taught me to drive using the 'Detroit Method,' where speed limits and traffic lights are taken as cute suggestions.

You get a lot of speeding tickets, and you say, 'I'm so unlucky!' No, you're not. You're speeding. Slow down.

It's true that I've driven through a number of red lights on occasion, but on the other hand, I've stopped at a lot of green ones but never gotten credit for it.