I don't take care of myself at all. I've no idea why I'm not a fat bloater. I eat everything and anything. I never cook and just eat take-outs.
I hate getting a McDonald's. I'm not a McDonald's person: you just feel crap afterwards.
You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop piss at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...This is fantastic. I'm in heaven.
I come from a family that loves to eat, not exercise. Being fat made even walking hard.
When I first became recognizable from appearing on television, I abused my notoriety as much as I possibly could, at the expense of both my health and personal relationships.
Eating ice cream and not exercising is great. The downside is your health isn't so good.
My weight blew up to 400 lbs and I couldn't bend down to tie my own shoelaces.
You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
Politics is not a healthy lifestyle.
People come into McDonald's two to three times a month - to extrapolate that to the cause of obesity is a real stretch.
I think cancer - I'm not an expert or a doctor - but I think cancer is the result of undigested dreams and forcing yourself to do something that is not distinctively you.
I was going to McDonald's and Taco Bell every day. The kids behind the counter knew me - it wouldn't even faze them. Or I'd sit up at Denny's or Big Boy and just eat by myself. It was sad. I got so heavy that people started to not recognize me.
Who'd have thought that living life like a dime store floozy throughout your formative years could negatively affect your decision-making ability or long-term, future relationships?
I wake up, usually start my day off with some very unhealthy McDonald's.
I can't say I was really that surprised when the doctor told me I needed a defibrillator inserted in my chest. When you've lived the life that I have, you should always expect something like that to crop up. I was not a good boy.
It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.
In America today, the percentage of children and adolescents who are defined as overweight is more than double what it was in the early 1970s.
Here's what the kids get. They get free McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken for a year, and 52 six-packs of Pepsi. And I'm thinking, well, actually, it might be healthier if they were taking steroids.
I'm done with Vegas. I hate Vegas.
If I'm going to eat fast food, I'm going to McDonald's. I don't need to pretend.
Many peoples' tombstones should read 'Died at 30, burried at 60.'
Very strange people, physicists - in my experience the ones who aren't dead are in some way very ill.
Los Angeles, I don't like that town. Too decadent, and it's slimy.
I bounce off four walls, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, because I only sleep those four hours a day.
I am not a man in decent shape.
