Randy Quaid Quotes

They got the judges / They got the lawyers / They got the jury rolls / They got the law / They don’t come by ones. / They got the sheriffs / They got the deputies / They don’t come by twos. / They got the shotguns / They got the rope / We git the justice / In the end / And they come by tens.

I can be jailed again at any time, it is very easy. They can say I am a criminal and just lock me up.

Don't judge me. You wanna judge me, put on a black gown and get a gavel. Get in line with the rest of them that's about to judge me. I got court dates every other month. It's me against the world - that's how I feel.

The Master will allow him no home, that he may become a vagrant. Becoming a vagrant, he will arrest him as a vagabond, and visit him with imprisonment and stripes ... He will shut him off from the courts, seal his mouth as a witness.

I look at the Supreme Court and know why Jesus wept.

In the law, you have people whose lives have changed because some dirtbag decided to do something to them. We should call it the criminal injustice system. The victim didn't choose to be a victim.

There is no client as scary as an innocent man.

I was a federal public defender during the most important years of the drug war. I saw people go to jail for nothing, and go to jail for a long time.

Oh, law and order! I often think it is that that is at the bottom of all the misery in the world.

Do not be merciful, but be just, for mercy is bestowed upon the guilty criminal, while Justice is all that the innocent man requires.

I have said what millions of people think and find. It is a travesty that I have to defend myself in court for this.

The poor man looks upon the law as an enemy, not as a friend. For him, the law is always taking something away.

French courts are backward and politically correct, which is the height of stupidity.

Of course laws will not eliminate prejudice from the hearts of human beings. But that is no reason to allow prejudice to continue to be enshrined in our laws - to perpetuate injustice through inaction.

To be on the other side of the law-and-order machine in this country is awful. It is dehumanizing and degrading and deforming. It fills you with a helpless rage because, once there, you can only make things worse for yourself by speaking up.

The people suffering most from the Taliban were Afghans.

My vehemence was against the federal courts. I never said a word against black people in my heart since I ran for governor.

Many low-income people in the U.S.A. charged with a crime opt to plead guilty to a lesser offence because they cannot afford to go to trial.

There are bad people in all walks of life, including police.

Due to hate, fear, and oppression, the North Koreans cannot help themselves.

As a young man, I was angry about all things legal.

I prefer a prison full of criminals than a graveyard full of innocent people.

Terror is terror is terror, and it doesn't matter what nationality that terror belongs to.

There are so many laws that no one is safe from hanging.

True justice is paying only once for each mistake. True injustice is paying more than once for each mistake.